November 24, 2012 7 Comments
Due to extreme sleep deprivation, a plummeting bank balance and occasional (Full disclosure? Frequent) boredom, this baby machine is now closed for business.
Subsequently, I have given away my maternity wear, pillows, baby books, to anyone who looks remotely pregnant- even if they are just fat.
Except for my underwear. The hideous ones with the high waist, cut low on the legs, I’ve still got those.
Uncomfortable underwear, shoes and mascara (that stuff hurts more than you can imagine when sharp bits flake off and drop into your soft eye) make me question the existence of feminism. Forget the glass ceiling or pay disparity and consider the string. Read more of this post